What did you get your dispatcher for Christmas?

I gave mine peace and quiet as soon as he said dead head home

 

I splurged this year and bought my dispatcher a vacation to Kandahar, Afghanistan. Four days and three nights in the luxurious No Roof Inn on the Ghazni Strip. Included is a guided tour of the countryside.

I also gave the TSA agent at the airport a nice christmas present too.

 

Oh great....

Dispatcher - $50.00
Boss - $50.00
Load Planner - $00.00

You next Load.... Priceless!

 

He already has the pleasure of having me on his dispatch board, what else could he want?

 

He gave ME a $50.00 check... some guys (company drivers) got $6,000.00!

 

What I give/gave all the dispatchers throughout my career; the best gift of all.... I DON'T kill em.

Always warn em.... you DO NOT wanna be the dispatcher when I make what I know will be my last and final run. All those years of b/s and pressure and...... psycho tiiiiime!!!!!!!!!

Just kidding...... maybe.

 

Whoa,I'm definitely in the wrong place..

 

i paid for the operation to get a window installed her stomach---
so she could see where she was going,cause she always has her head up her ###

 

Yes, I realized that later... So I sent her a msg asking for her mail address to send her a card (she works at home in another state)....

 

Oh God....-And I dont mean George Burns..