Walmart just changed its name (but you won't notice it)

Maybe now they can carry jeans longer than 30 inches in the inseam...48-30...really?

 

The conspiracy is revealed.

Now, spelt backwards, it is in its true form -

TRAMLAW.

Tram is an old Egypto-Gaelic word meaning -

“To wear pajamas and flip-flops and barter or steal goods in a callous fashion “

They will now indoctrinate the masses with the new LAW of the TRAM, leading to untold misery, and ultimately -

GLOBAL DOMINATION AND ANHILATION!!!!

 

@blairandgretchen

Ok, but like, can you pass the bong, bro??

 

Puff, puff . . . Pass.

 

Whoa..... holy ####...... total mind-#### right there.

'Wal-Mart is now officially Walmart.'

 

I don't know how. This is surely the end of the world as we know it.

 

I see you and I have the same issue with pants. Retailers need to realize not everyone is tall and very skinny or very short and fat

 

Now if Walmart can change their "Holier than thou" attitudes at stores and DC s