Truck Company Acronym

Swing Wide It's (a) F****ng Trailer lol

Epes - Empty Pockets Every Saturday.

CRST - Crash and Roll Stunt Team

 

The last trucking company I worked for was TMC Transportation. There were dozens of acronyms for them:
Trucking Mighty Cheap
Trucking Marine Corp
Tarp My Cargo
Too Many Crybabies
Too Much Chrome
And many many others I don't remember. You'd think I'd remember them all, as long as I was there and as many of them as I had heard.

 

I seen a CRST trailer once where someone took black marker and added a "u" between the r and the s, and added a "y" at the end so it said "CRuSTy".

 

Prime, Inc....Please Remember I Mortgaged Everything, I Need Cash.(heard on Bill Mack's show years ago)

Swift...Sure Wish I'da Faster Truck, Stop Whining I'm F'g Trying, Sorry Worthless Incompetent Freeking Twit.

CRST also is Cedar Rapids Stunt Truck

 

lol

 

Werner - We Employ ####### No Experience Required


Wow...that word gets censored?

 

Prime backwards: Every Monday is Robert's payday (got that from a longtime Prime lease driver)
Swift backwards: Two figs in a white semi
TMC: Too many chiefs (not enough indians)

 

Prime --- please remember I masturbate excessively , I need counseling


Parked right in the middle of everything

Please remember I'm missouri educated

Embezzled money in robs pocket

 

CRST - Crash & Roll Stunt Team
CRST - Can't Really Steer Truck
JB Hunt - Just Been Hired, Unfortunately Not Trained
Digby - Did I Go Broke Yet (old one)
SWIFT - Sweaty Women In Freightliner Trucks
Roehl - Roll Over Every Hill Last
Werner - We Employ Rookies, No Experience Required.