The Legend of the Ghost Trucker

You forgot the part where the driver that started the rumor was burglarizing the drivers trucks while they were beating the Swift driver.

 

Cute story.

 

Thought it was that Tulsa base station . . .

 

I said - "Swift , you all right bud? "

He said - "It just quit running!"

I said - " You out of diesel?"

He said " Nah - I'm out of Phoenix, Arizona"

 

Some people have too much time on their hands ! "I ain't got no panties on !" Lol LOL !

 

That's about one of the funniest punch lines I ever heard. LOL for real

 

How do you know if your wife is cheating on you with a Swift driver?
He will still be trying to back out of your driveway when you get home.










Also, I'm the guy shouting about my missing panties when I'm on the interstates.
Deal with it.

 

some off those drivers that come on the radio and say that, are down right creepy sounding. I believe they really do wear panties and don't have them on

 

I always thought the Epilogue to this story was far more interesting...

Turns out the Swift driver was named Tom Swift (true story). After beating him up badly all the cowardly drivers got in their trucks and pulled out of the truck stop in a hurry when they thought they'd killed him. However, Tom spent a couple weeks in the hospital and made a full recovery.

After major media attention when a Good Samaritan trucker posted a video of the incident on Youtube, including the guy on the CB that instigated the attack, all the attackers were arrested, convicted, and thrown in jail. They all lost their jobs and trucks. When the police searched his truck it turned out he also had a fetish for panties, with a collection of over 100 panties in a hidden compartment and a rather "interesting" collection of porn on his computer.

Tom sued his attackers, the instigator, their companies, and the truck stop and won several million dollars. He became a highly successful fleet owner servicing oil rigs, making tens of thousands of dollars in profit each day. Soon he owned several houses and a Learjet, which he learned to fly and got his pilot's license.

The instigator of the attack became notorious as the guy that "done wrong" to the now famous Tom Swift. Turns out his new cell mate used to drive for Swift, and arranged for a pair of pink panties to be smuggled into jail. They photographed the instigator in a variety of compromising positions and the photos soon went viral. Tom framed the front cover of the Daily News with one of the pictures and hung it over the desk of his office overlooking the ocean in Santa Monica.

One day Warren Buffet invited Tom to go to Bali to look at an investment opportunity with a new resort complex. They flew to Bali on Tom's Learjet.

After concluding a highly successful deal Tom decided to hit the local disco and started partying with a group of Australian men that turned out to be a film crew shooting the next Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. They invited him to the next day's shoot, where he met the McDaniel twins (who went on to become the cover girls of the best selling edition in history).

Tom began dating Jan McDaniel (although he wasn't ever sure if it was Jan or Jackie), fell in love, and proposed marriage. She accepted, at least he thought it was Jan that accepted.

They had a huge wedding attended by celebrities. On their wedding night Jan presented him a wedding present, a HUGE bed, at least XXXL King Size, with her sister on the bed. Jan (or Jackie) said, "We're twins. We're inseparable. We do everything together."

Tom Swift lived very happily ever after.

The End

Oh....

... the ghost? That's the instigator. He's still looking for his panty collection.