Signs and Signals

can always get the no lot lizard sticker

 

But do they actually pay attention to it?!

 

When I first started trucking I was a bit more "GTFO mofo, I'm not a bank etc.." type of person, but I had some plain paper and used a marker to write signs and I would place them on my driver side window often. Use to write some really smart ### remarks for the solicitors to read, "NO" worked the best, pretty simple. Only really used them when I hit the trashy areas like OKC, Amarillo, W, Memphis, Most of the NE etc. where knocking happens the most. Those places I listed aren't nearly as bad as they used to be, use to have to wait to backup in spots in OKC x142 TA cause of all the lizards 20+ at any time walking by you making sure you see them, and standing in back of your trailer while you backed up surely got you to look at them lol.

Now I don't do much at all but close my curtains, had one knock in the last year at 3am recently that was it. Not even like it used to be imo

 

well, a coupl'a three ways.....

1) hang a bra over the steering wheel....indicates a wife, or well you know...

2) get some "waded up" tissue paper (kleenix) *slightly wetted*, and toss it out directly at the ground by the drivers door, indicating "service has been done, and cleaned up"......

3) the no lot lizard sign might work.....

4) fake blood on the door, steps, ground......and a newspaper article in the window about truck stop prostitute killings.......

 

i knew you (and others) would like that "FINAL SIGN".....

but hey.........IF it works.......????