Serious question. Can truck drivers drive without a shirt?

I saw a dude who looked just like the Macho Man Randy Savage get out of a Fed ex truck wearing high heals and a mini skirt. I think this is the right thread for such a thing? Always wanted to tell that story. Lol

 

pffft. i think that ship has sailed!

it's just pure austrian economics at this point, economics under the barrel of an FMCSA/DOT gun....

 

I've had the misfortune of seeing a few crossdressers at some of the truck stops.... never passable, feel kinda bad for them. but hey, since you hardly ever hafta interact with folks depending on what lanes and type of work you do... it could be a way to avoid awkwardness...

 

I guess your right upon deeper thought. It happened at a rest area. I took a #### in the woods just so I wouldn't have to interact with him/her. I'm from a small town. Had never seen anything like it before in my life. Lol

 

yeah...

generally you won't notice the passable ones. which is probably kinda the point...

go downtown in a larger new england city on a weekend night... go hit up the bars, especially in the vicinity of a gay bar... it can take a minute to figure out if you're talking to a real woman or not. literally.

but hey, kudos to them for pulling it off. better than macho man savage trying halfheartedly and failing big time, amirite?

oh god... but yeah out at the connecticut/rhode island border (and you know it's seedy cuz it's rhode island for chrissakes!) there is a pilot truck stop, saw this "girl" wearing sequin shirt, short mini-skirt and tallll @zz pink boots up to "her" thighs... stared for a few minutes thinking, "is this person oblivious or just a tranny lizard?" and then she, after walking around the lot for a few minutes got in her car and SHOT OUT in front of me just as I said, "eh enuff gawking" and started to leave... she sped up the road... I saw her pulling into a rest area a few miles up...

lord knows. lord have mercy

 

If I'm the driver following you in a slip seat operation, I sure would appreciate it......

 

Are you fat and hairy?

 

I once knew a driver, back when I first started in 95, that was stopped by a Vermont State Cop and when the cop got onto his step the first thing he told the guy was to get some pants on. Dude literally drove in his underwear, figured nobody would really see anything below the window.

 

I drive with my pants unbuttoned and zipper down for comfort.

 

Oooh, yyyyyeeaaahhh. Snap into a slim jim right before you end up in a ditch.