Serial Killer Truckers

I was quoting a line from a movie.

 

I know. I was making fun of Jermaine Jackson

 

I’m a cereal killer

 

An important point y'all haven't addressed... It was much easier to be a trucker serial killer in days gone by. The victims were usually lot lizards, and they were far more prevalent (and isolated) in the days before the internet and cell phones. So not only has the victim pool shrunk, it's much harder to make someone vanish without a digital trace.

 

Cap,'n Crunch is diabetic with a short attention span

 

Are people who follow Jermaine, call jeraniums?

 

This is probably the best thread on this forum in years.

And all of the math arguments crack me up. Everyone knows truckers can't do math. If we could we wouldn't still be doing this.

 

Over the years I’ve known some real serial truck killers. They would kill any truck they got a chance to. I think some of them may have fallen more in the mass murderer category because of the way the took out engines, clutches, transmissions, and rear diffs sometimes all at the same time.