Lot Lizards and Other Riff-Raff

file your teeth to points and smile at them... make sure you have one of those two-tined meat forks in your hand...

"Hello there! Come right in! My name is Dahmer, what's yours?"

 

LOL Man you're just wrong. LOL

 

I haven't had a lotlizzard knock on my door in years, park in reputable truck stops, turn off your lights. I've had people with their sob stories come around, I tell them no without opening the window.

 

I miss out on all the fun... never had one knock, never seen one, heard one on the cb once (maybe???)

seen lotsa hookers growing up in cali and when I was in the army... always figured ya gotta be teasing... I could get that in any bar for two beers and keep it all night... maybe longer???

why would I ever want to pay for it... ewwwwwwww...

nasty....

*famous quote/excuse* no we didn't do anything, I just wanted to talk and have somebody listen to me is all...

uh-huh !!! rotflmao!!!

 

I have a ring in my nose.
That seems to work also.

I reckon the hard part is tryin' to
figure out which of the replies were in jest.

You got that right, man!

It's even sicker if they catch a guy wearin' it.

I have a full color, life sized cardboard likeness of
Janet Reno sittin' in my jump seat ----
and I've NEVER had a problem with knocks on the door by
ANYbody.
How "sick" is THAT? :smt100

 

I was told to put a wet one (cleaning wipe) on the steps.

 

Only had a few knock on my door, mostly they will give a sob story asking for money when they see I'm a girl, just don't get into a fight with that trash, those girls all strung out on coke or meth can take a beating and keep on going,I had it out with one in Calgary about 8 years ago, and you will wake up in the morning to your truck vandalized.

I could count on one hand the number of times one has knocked on my door in almost 10 years.

 

I had one wake me up at 2am, and boy was I pissed. She asked me if she could sit with me I said "NO" and close the curtain.

 

Oh come on now, tell the truth. That is really a blow up doll, isn't it? WELL, ISN'T IT? HMMMMMM?

That Janet Reno, she is "one hot mama!"

 

Well, ......... Yeah.
But it's full of HOT air.

YeAH buddy!
I got a thang for strong women. :smt027

Forget the Alamo --- remember Waco.
Gotta protect those children from what MIGHT be happenin' to them.