Hurricane 'Nadine' on the way!

Who names these things… Nadine? really…?

NADINE, NADINE, NADINE,
I LOVE NADINE TO BE MY TO LOVE MY NADINE TO BE MY QUEEN IF YOU IF YOU IF YOU ARE PURE FOR ME IF YOU ARE CLEAN FOR ME IF YOU ARE IF YOU ARE DEAD FOR ME DEAD YOU ARE
YOU ARE DEAD WITH THE REST OF THEM YOU ARE IN THE DEADBOOK WITH THE REST OF THEM NADINE IS DEAD WITH THEM NADINE IS ROTTEN WITH THEM UNLESS UNLESS
THE WORLD THE WORLD SOON THE WORLD IS DEAD AND WE WE WE NADINE NADINE I I I WE WE WE ARE WE ARE WE
WE ARE IN THE HOUSE OF THE DEAD NADINE!!
Stephen King, The Stand

don't they read?

 

This will please @Dave_in_AZ

 

I don't know why, but I think it would be really cool to have a hurricane named Cletus or Skeeter. Any of you weather guys out there reading this, think about it.

 

One day we will have a hurricane Dave and it will destroy my house and he will forever have to bear that shame.
There. I said it.

 

Totally untrue. I advocated for zero(0) hurritains, but was shouted down

 

Those might scare some people.