BD69: The Owner Operator Chronicles

Discussion in 'Ask An Owner Operator' started by Broke Down 69, Feb 5, 2018.

  1. dngrous_dime

    dngrous_dime Road Train Member

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    What, no sliced strawberries on the side? Deplorable conditions!!
     
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  3. Broke Down 69

    Broke Down 69 Road Train Member

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    East of Indy, 642 mile day. I had to run a little harder than I wanted to due to a screwup in my trip plan. Sort of a dumb butt mistake but i recovered from it by keeping my foot in it and the door closed. Still trying to figure out how exactly I'm supposed to unload at 0700, wash ou a trailer, top off a reefer, drive 82 miles and arrive by 0800. I'm pretty good but the impossible is impossible. Dispatchers live in a strange worl in which PC Miler miles are accurate and speed limits don't exist...lol. Perhaps they are aware of a wormhole or some rip inthe space/time continuim that will make all this possible. Unfortunately, this information was not included in my dispatch message so I suppose a I'll just have to do the best I can.

    More later...
     
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  4. Espressolane

    Espressolane Road Train Member

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    Job description for Truck Driver

    Wanted, Truck Driver,
    must be good at reading other peoples minds, bonus if you can do that from 1500 miles or more away. Make things seem like magic, pulling various small animals from a wide variety of locations and other illusions as needed.
    Good knowledge of advanced pricipals of defying the laws of everyday physics. Basic understanding of rocketry science apllications is needed. Pilots license with endorsements is also very helpful. Must have good customer service skills.
     
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  5. Broke Down 69

    Broke Down 69 Road Train Member

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    Hilarious!
     
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  6. bzinger

    bzinger Road Train Member

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    Like I said ...things move at a different pace in Tammy country lol....always late before ya even pick it up .
     
  7. Broke Down 69

    Broke Down 69 Road Train Member

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    Just another truckin' day.
     
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  8. Broke Down 69

    Broke Down 69 Road Train Member

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    Ok, today, so far, I've seen flooding rain...had to take a 30 mile detour...fog that had me slowed down to 10mph and, of course, snow and ice in copious amounts. A 5 hour run took 8 and now I'm setting in a dock for 51 minutes and ain't nothing happened yet.

    Preplanned to Russelville, AR so I gotta fight my way out of all this slop again, but at least I'm heading South.

    More later...
     
  9. Broke Down 69

    Broke Down 69 Road Train Member

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    That's about the best looking road I've seen today. Of course, once you step out on it you realize it's a sheet of ice and you just want to go to bed until May.
     
  10. Scooter Jones

    Scooter Jones Road Train Member

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    I snapped this photo in Oswego, N.Y. my first winter out OTR. I don't miss driving in that crap one bit whatsoever. Look at the depth of the snow the guy was scrapping off his storage unit roof. 22752_1344957386888_752526_n.jpg
     
  11. Broke Down 69

    Broke Down 69 Road Train Member

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    I imagine they discovered his perfectly preserved corpse after the spring thaw.
     
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